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The Evason Phuket
Your own private island. What more could one want? There's a certain
finality to those words, a closure. Game, set, match. I am not speaking
in the broad sense of private, which might apply to an island with
only one resort. Rather, I speak of the Evason Phuket Resort's Koh
Bon Island, where a single luxury bungalow perches like an eagle's
nest in the tops of coconut palms, affording bird's eye views of
the sea below. From five in the afternoon until about eight in the
morning, the only people with whom you share this paradise are your
butler, your chef and waiter and your security guards, all of whom
are stationed down below, well out of earshot and sight. The only
pressing decision you face, though admittedly one of some burden
and consequence, is whether to dine on your balcony or at a pavilion
directly on the beach. I would choose the former, but that's just
my prejudice against sandy feet.
Koh Bon's honeymoon suite is without a doubt the most secluded
of all of Phuket's deluxe bungalows. Access is through a gate in
the wooden fence that runs behind the beach. A stairway leads up
into the jungle heights; lemongrass and flowers growing along its
sides. By the time you reach the top, you may well find yourself
winded, but the view is even more breathtaking than the climb. Dozens
of islands dapple the surface of Ao Chalong Bay and the Andaman
beyond, inviting daydreams and fantasies of further exploration,
a landscape in shades of blue, from the sparkling water to the ethereal
sky to the distant outcroppings of forested rock islets. In fact,
you can see, on a clear day, all the way to the famous islands of
Koh Phi Phi near the horizon. Perhaps most incredible of all, especially
for one who has seen the more developed areas of Phuket, is that
nowhere in this panorama is there a hint of civilization; no lights
are visible, no radio towers, piers; no noise from dreadful techno
music or overplayed Bob Marley albums bleeding into the milieu;
for all the bars are well out of aural range. Not only is this island
bungalow romantic, it is absolutely unique to Phuket; no other resort
can dangle such a tantalizing bauble before its guests. Life simply
does not get more idyllic than this.
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I shouldn't say there are no signs of man at all. That's actually
a lie. In fact, you are virtually guaranteed to bear witness to
the passing of numerous fishing boats hunting your next dinner.
It's just that many people find ships quaint, more a part of the
landscape than a blight upon it. Though, following that logic, the
same presumption could probably be applied to billboards and oil
refineries. For the time being, however, all you see are islands,
ocean and boats; the very epitome of a tropical island view.
In keeping with castaway sensibilities, the bungalow is built of
raw logs and has a thatched facade on the roof, preserving the illusion
that Robinson Caruso himself may have built it with his own hands
from gathered jungle material. Fortunately for both the guest and
resort management, this rusticity is but a smoke screen; the interior
is every bit as well-appointed and luxurious as the rooms in the
main resort. As with all the units, a desk area serves as the bed's
headboard, an ingenious, space-saving design which reduces clutter
and permits the eye to focus on a central point of magnificence;
bringing these major elements together and combining them with the
airy sexiness of a mosquito net canopy creates a singular piece
of contrasting colour. The pure white and deep, almost black hues
of the hardwood desk/bed, the earthy orange and yellow tones of
the silk pillows.
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Of course the most important aspect of a bed is not how it looks,
but how it feels. The mattress is a top of the line Sealy model,
perhaps the nicest bed I've ever slept on; achieving that wonderful
perfection of being both firm and featherbed soft at once. The only
drawback is that these beds are excruciatingly difficult to rise
from; they seem to have an intelligence of their own, emotions,
a fear of separation. They do not want to be left alone for even
a minute. Though, one might suppose, honeymooners would have no
objection to the notion of remaining pillow bound.
The entertainment system is state of the art, though one might
question why you would want a television and stereo system at all
if the purpose of your visit is to explore the sensations of nature
and your partner. Certainly, the smallest degree of imagination
could conceive of more interesting plans than turning on CNN and
catching up on the latest market news.
Down below, Koh Bon's beach is one of white coral sand. Two swimming
areas have been roped off; both have the remains of small reefs
where fish cruise in search of food. Sadly, the vast majority of
coral here is dead, as is most often the case this close to Phuket,
but over the course of a half hour's snorkeling, we spied a number
of interesting creatures, most notably the almost translucent sand
fish which, aside from small yellow and black markings by their
gills, camouflage nearly perfectly with the bottom.
During the day, long tailed boats run from the Evason's pier to
Koh Bon hourly. Fortunately, other boats keep clear or service the
tour operation on the other side of the island, which also shuts
down in the evening. (Don't worry, no-one stays the night; there
is no accommodation over there. This is, after all, your island.)
Thus there is none of the noise from jet skis, parasailors, water-skiers,
or taxis that one, unfortunately, finds on nearly all of Phuket's
beaches despite laws prohibiting some of those nuisances.
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For a different type of exclusive experience, the beach itself
offers day bungalow pavilions, some of which rise up to nine metres
above the ground; luxurious chez lounges are available for those
who don't put such a premium on their privacy. The lounge chairs
are nifty in that they have trays that pull out of the sides for
drinks or books and drawers for stashing sun block and other personal
items. A cute little jungle bar built around a large tree serves
deliciously refreshing tropical drinks and fruit shakes; a sports
centre provides windsurfing and sailing opportunities and lessons.
A souvenir shop peddles such necessities as sun cream, beach sarongs
and hats, just in case you left yours behind. The restaurant, Onto
The Island, cooks up some of the same scrumptious fare that you
enjoy at the main resort, including a lavish buffet. On our first
day, we were caught in a rain storm and huddled beneath the thatched
roof.
Before long the manager arrived bearing two small bowls of bright
yellow mango sorbet. "To bring a little sun back to your day!"
he said. The gesture was sweet, as was the sorbet, but sadly the
rain paid no attention and continued its relentless assault. As
the Taoists say, "When it rains, there is only rain."
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Lest one get the impression that the Evason Phuket Resort is only
its private island, let me ferry you back to Phuket's shores, where
the hotel proper resides at the far end of a coconut plantation,
overlooking the bay. As we leave the island behind and approach
from the water, you can't help but notice the swimming pool. Built
up on the rocks, with infinite edges and a solitary palm tree growing
from a tiny island in its centre, it may be one of the most dramatic
of all the pools in Phuket. When the tide comes in, the waves crash
against the stone walls of its base, which stands like the lower
parapet of a castle, casting sea spray and mist high into the air.
When one sits inside the pool, for it really is better suited to
leisure than swimming laps, one has the sensation of being in suspension
above the surface of the ocean, which is quite close to the truth.
Views from here, as from Koh Bon, stretch forever to the islands
of Krabi.
Aside from the private island, the most striking characteristic
of the Evason Phuket is its interior design. Local Thai developers
call excessively frilly and busy details "Louis," as in
the fourteenth. Thankfully there is no evidence of that decadent
old king at work here. Quite the opposite. Furniture and decoration
are understated, the walls are clean; no mass-produced paintings
of ancient Thailand mar their surfaces. You will not find a single
seascape or flower painting. Instead, the richness of the wood and
silks are brought to the fore. Are the words earthy sophistication
contradictory? Not here. Let me assure you that nothing could be
farther from the fact. The colour schemes, emphasizing very dark
brown wood; mustard and cream tinted cement, sanded to a smooth,
soapstone-like finish and the warm oranges and yellows of the pillows
and sofa cushions provide the earthy, natural tone. The crisp lines
and minimalist furnishings add the neat, modern sophistication.
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The Evason's restaurants are stunning, clustered together upon
the bluff, enjoying the same panorama as the pool, but the venues
are more than just pretty. During last year's King's Cup Regatta,
the general consensus among sailors was that the Evason served up
the finest of the many feasts. Into Fusion, downstairs, is the most
formal of the eateries, and one of my favourites in Thailand. Don't
miss the lamb with Indian spiced eggplant and galangal gazpacho.
Into Thai is lighter, a more family-style atmosphere; the food is
both authentic and delicious, a rarity even at some of the finest
resorts, since the quality of Thai food can often tend to be inversely
proportionate to price. The main restaurant, Into The View, is home
to the breakfast and luncheon buffets. I was most impressed by the
selection of sixteen kinds of fresh juices ranging from the ubiquitous
OJ to star fruit, peach, pomelo, and champagne. Oops! That's not
a juice, but the bottle looked right at home in the ice and it most
certainly puts a fine sparkle to those tropical delights.
Originally we had planned to take our leave of the Evason at about
two o'clock, but we ended up extending for an addition three hours
beyond our already late check out, in part because I hadn't fully
researched the island accommodation, in part because the prospect
of stuffing all of our bags back into the trunk of my motor scooter
and driving up the road to my humble abode seemed a grave sentence
indeed. We dragged our legs from our most generous duplex pool suite,
which after two nights had come to feel so much more like home than
the real thing and plunked ourselves down in the lobby. It was a
pleasant evening, with the sun peaking through the low clouds and
the sky mirrored in the magnificent reflecting pool. The lobby really
is an experience unto itself. With four separate "sala"
pavilions for individualized attention, it seems more like an exotic
antique trading post, a stop along the Eastern and Orient Express
perhaps, than part of a hotel.
The Evason Phuket is managed by Six Senses Hotels, Resorts and
Spas, bearing the motto, "Sight, smell, taste, touch. . . and
beyond." Our experience was beyond all right, beyond expectation,
beyond luxury, beyond romance. As the Taoists say, "Be like
the forces of nature: when it blows, there is only wind; when it
rains, there is only rain; when the clouds pass, the sun shines
through."
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